At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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