I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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