That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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