It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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