Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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