Is it because I queefed?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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