Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
It's just like the Real World with babies
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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