i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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