office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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