I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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