distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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