new low.... made out with someone while peeing
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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