Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just found puke in my bra..
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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