I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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