You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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