WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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