I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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