You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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