I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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