I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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