so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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