And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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