im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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