with your own penis?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm always down for nudity.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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