Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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