It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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