"it" just moved
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
You're like the curious george of whores
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
