STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
