She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
vagina is talking i cant
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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