Dual....:-)
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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