Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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