East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Even my vagina gasped.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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