Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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