My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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