Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
birth control should be required to get into college
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
you made out with another girl for some wings
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
