that's an acceptable place to lick
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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