it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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