What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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