I wanna bring you to show and tell
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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