My room smells like vodka and shame
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
