LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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