I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You did what with his pubic hair?
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