i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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