Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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