he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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