Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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