Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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