But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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