hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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