I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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