Don't you send me to vm
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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