My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
two words...techno handjob
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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