Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Life is so much better after having sex.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
This show inspires me to have sex in space
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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