My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
